>1. It’s really hard to keep the mail dry when it is resting on your arm in 80 degree weather.

2. Bluegrass music can be fun and entertaining, especially when it’s free, by the river, and has David Robert King and the Lost River Boys.

3. If my pedometer really works on my new ipod, I walk about eight miles every time I do my mail route in Idaho.

4. Jerry Springer and his guests has nothing on my in laws and the antics they instigate.

5. My kids are good tent setter uppers.