Dear Facebook,

I would like to confront a few things I see on my page every day.

-God is not mad at you.

-Obama is not the Anti Christ

– there is no illuminati trying to take away your Christian freedoms

-vague posts are obnoxious. If you don’t want the world to know what’s going on, don’t even titillate them…

-Israel is not perfect and without fault

-Israel is not evil

– Racism exists. Regardless of who’s hating.

-Cops are not all bad. Cops are not all good.

-if you wouldn’t shout it in front of a large crowd with a megaphone, don’t post it!

-If you believe the persona that families have on Facebook, you’re being duped. They are just as screwed up as you.

-Your Facebook “friends” are not friends. A friend is someone who will give you a shoulder to cry on, kick you in the butt when you need it, let you wake them up at 4 in the morning to complain about your boyfriend/girlfriend that just broke up with you. All Facebook friends can be is 21st century voyers.

– liking a charity or dumping a bucket of water on your head without actually working with them or donating money is not activism. It’s laziness. All you are doing is adding another “badge” to your page,

-Facebook is not real life.



Do you have others that you would add to this list?